Cats Are Evil

Yes, you heard me. Cats are evil, and for good reasons too. Have you noticed that a dog never bury its dung. Cats on the other hand meticulously covers its dung in a shallow pile of sand. Many cat lovers out there will rage around telling us all that cats are doing this because they are trying to be clean and stuff.

As for me, I believe this is all a lie made to cover up a major cat invasion on our planet. Perhaps I should withhold my expert knowledge on cats and consult a few cat whisperers on the reason why cats bury their poop.

As according to an article writer, Joanne Mc Gonagle from Petcha.com, she believes that cats cover their poops to avoid conflict with other felines. The stench of poop from a dominant cat tells the other cats in the vicinity that this territory belongs to the alpha.

Based on observation and studies conducted, the alpha cat does not bury their poop. The beta cats on the other hand bury their poops to send a message to the alpha that he or she is not interested to contest that territory. Mostly, conflict between cats will cause injury and this will severely hamper their ability to hunt in the wild.

"Cat Death Match" in the jungle.

Besides territorial marking, cats also cover their poop to ensure that the scent is not being picked up by bigger and larger predators. Not only in the wild, house cats also bury their poop in a litter box as they usually perceive the owner as the largest and most dominant cat. So if a cat doesn't bury her poop in your house, it is a clear understanding that she feels herself more dominant over you.

As for me, I believe this is all a sham created to cover up the greatest dangers that are about to present itself in the future of mankind. Cats are getting more intelligent as we speak, encroaching into our lives and household as they persuade us to do all kinds of things with their big innocent looking eyes.

Feed me homans, you cannot deny me my privileges!!!

Cats do not bury their poop for one reason and one reason only. They are evil PERIOD! A cat lover will go ahead in their condemnation of dogs, saying that their are filthy and unsanitary with their saliva dripping tongues.

But the reason why dogs do not bury their poop is because they are trying to tell us humans... HEY WATCH OUT, THERE IS A POOP HERE, DON'T STEP ON IT. Their actions are clear indication of their honesty and desire to see the world in harmony.

The cat planetary invasion is very real and will happen in the next ten years.

Cats on the other hand do not do such things. They bury their poop in shallow layers of sand so that we humans do not notice it. It is a veritable landmine and I believe with all my heart that there is probably a cat gathering somewhere nearby, with the cats laughing at us all as they watch the dumb humans step on their hidden landmines. There is also a panel of cat judges that gives scores to the most beautiful splat created.

Burying the poop is also unhygienic as the moisture inherent inside the poop cannot escape as quickly as a dog poop which is left in the open. Hence, this becomes an incubation ground for bacteria to grow and will result in a more devastating splat. Now that you have been enlightened by my article, share this revelation to your friends and let us prepare for earth's final hour.

Reference:

http://www.livescience.com/33147-why-do-cats-bury-their-poop.html

http://petcha.com/pet_care/why-do-cats-cover-their-poop/